@thenatewolf: A lot of the classic "cool" behaviors are pretty much just acting like a cat.
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@juliussharpe: I used to see people alone at restaurants and feel bad for them. Now I'm with a screaming two year old wondering, "Who is that solo genius?"
@SomthinBoutSara: Do you ever walk out of a bathroom and want to put a sign on the door that says "I was just peeing It smelled that way when I went in there"
@ericsshadow: ME: I had salmon for lunch WIFE: the L is silent, idiot ME: haha I knew that, I meant unch