@crunchenhancer: A magic eraser, but for my bar tab.
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@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: Can you hold my rubber ducky? Me: *takes the ducky* Why? 4: I dropped it in the toilet.
@Moi_RaRa: I like long walks while holding hands.. which always seems a little awkward with strangers on the beach.
@RykWeston: So, funny story. That Thundercat I shot on my front porch was some dumbass kid in a costume. Regardless, he's going up on the wall.