@TheDairylandDon: A magician begins pulling scarf after scarf after scarf out of his front tuxedo pocket until Steven Tyler slowly fades away from all photos.
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@irreligiousorg: You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery.
@ArfMeasures: [After winning an award] HOST: Is there anyone you'd like to thank? ME [smiles at wife in the crowd as I lean into the mic] Absolutely not
@Brampersandon_: [zombie movie set] Director into megaphone: "We're about to start rolling. Look alive people!" *actors look around confused as heck*
@theshamingofjay: You can tell a lot about a person based on how long it takes them to find the gun emoji.