@joeljeffrey: A man fought off a polar bear yesterday using only his cell phone... it was probably a blackberry. The bear was so disgusted he just left.
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@gabeserra: Power's been out for 40 minutes and the kids are asking why I haven't put new batteries in the house yet...
@YayForJam: Wanna terrify a homeless dude? Dress as a grocery store clerk and pretend to scan all the stuff in his shopping cart
@GianDoh: How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called The Nervous System?