@RainbowJohnJ: A man once asked me what autodefenestration meant. Avoiding the question, I jumped out a window.
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@AndrewChamings: In an alternate universe there is only one movie about falling in love, but thousands about swapping faces with John Travolta.
@HoneyWooWoo: Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds.
@DaddyJew: Don't get mad. Get odd. Like incredibly odd. Show up in a clown suit to their work. Draw potatoes on all their mirrors. Make them be afraid.