@Tmoney68: A man played Justin Bieber to force an attacking bear to run off. He was treated for his injuries, then arrested for cruelty to animals.
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@TheAlexNevil: Pro Tip: don't buy cheap duct tape. Your basement guests can chew right through that.
@FeverFlave: You should not throw stones at glass houses but they never said anything about the home owners.
@DonQuickoats: I don't even know how my dog can even think how I might fall for the notion someone else tore apart my shoe
@Spaziotwat: As a parent it’s my job to shout “Be careful!” at my children just after they’ve fallen over