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@thenatewolf: *a man runs into the bar*

"HELP HELP, IS ANYONE HERE COUSINS WITH BON JOVI?"

*my date looks at me, I do nothing, my lies are now exposed*

*a man runs into the bar*

“HELP HELP, IS ANYONE HERE COUSINS WITH BON JOVI?”

*my date looks at me, I do nothing, my lies are now exposed*

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