@DJRotaryRachel: A miracle birth, then resurrection. Accept Frosty the Snowman as your personal savior.
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@Scott_A_Gilmore: *Goes to Czechoslovakia to shop for a car with Automatic Braking System *Czechs for ABS
@Ditchful: adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane
@MableGertrude: Friend: It looks like you're packing to go on an extended vacation. Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii? Me: No, this is just my lunch.
@Only_Fast_Eddie: People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.