@_NinJar: A missing 3YO was found inside a bowling alley claw game. After many failed attempts to get him out, police just settled on the turtle doll.
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@kelownagoose: Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.
@Mikecanrant: Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
@joeljeffrey: I found out blowing in the dogs face makes her stop barking. I tried the same thing on my wife to make her stop yelling and she bit me.