@SufficientCharm: A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn't eat.
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@nerdreign: I earned a masters degree and a doctorate; I have $413.21 in assets. Weird Al Yankovic is worth 11 million. Kids, don't stay in school.
@drinksmcgee: I laugh at an ex who now dates an ugly man-pig… Until I realize that maybe she has a type.
@Molly_Kats: I'm really good at acting like I'm sorry the elevator door is closing and you missed it.
@LizHackett: Ariana Grande would be the first kid on the factory tour taken away by the Oompa Loompas.