@10InchesPlus: A model train set is the male equivalent of 25 cats.
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@ddsmidt: When you call home on a holiday and get passed around, it's worse than being included on a group text.
@AdamTheLobster: I always see homeless people walking around with cups of change. I bet they could afford a house if they werent drinking money all the time.
@seamussaid: dude told me he did a line with Emma Watson but I know he was lying - she's British, they call them "queues"