@internetluke: A modern recasting of Moses floating down a river in a wicker basket but it's a soccer mom forgetting her baby on the roof of her van.
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@briangaar: I blow-dried my hair, now it looks like the mane of a majestic lion who is really good at video games
@TheBoydP: I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.