@the_rock_chic: A moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic, trying to get to the gym, to ride stationary bikes...
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@aveuaskew: Win every disagreement by saying " I know. I'm from the future." Because they can argue with you, but not science.
@Tw1tter_K1tten: Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie.
@JohnLyonTweets: Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
@PinkCamoTO: I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes.