@whostrevors: A moment of silence for the fat friend in a group of girls who can't jump high enough to be in the "mid air" beach picture :(
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@Dani_Feld: All I do is eat, drink, sleep and tweet. I'm basically just a more annoying version of a Tamagotchi.
@JKNenagh: My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night
@jaslakhmna: My boyfriend said it would be nice if once in a while he woke up to breakfast in bed... I put his bed in the kitchen...