@TragicAllyHere: A mongoose is just a goose who listens to reggae
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@The_MartiniGirl: Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor.
@mstern68: [after first date] Him: I had a great time, I'd love to see you again Her: Yes, we should do this again sometime but with other people
@omgthatspunny: This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
@jonnysun: *touches a turtel* *dies* *touches a plant* *dies* wow mario are u allergic to evreything or wat