@TragicAllyHere: A mongoose is just a goose who listens to reggae
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@SortaBad: [babysitting] Ok well sorry I threw all your kid's toys into the ocean but maybe next time be more clear if you suggest we have a tea party
@Dawn_M_: Look sad dragging a kite on the ground at the park and sometimes people will let you join their picnic.
@Molly_Kats: A Victoria's Secret commercial will always come on when you're elbow deep in a bag of Doritos.
@KellyMeldrum: My kids are so aware that I'm a bad driver that if I start the car before they have their seatbelts on, they cry.