@kiralc: a murder of crows, a troop of monkeys, a pod of dolphins, a herpe of Kardashians
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@Kendragarden: Sometimes I like to freak my husband out by asking where this relationship is going.
@nerdreign: When runner-ups in reality shows say, "I may not have won but I'm still a winner," do they understand how language and/or competition works?
@shutupmikeginn: My funeral instructions to my family were to have me cremated, and I told my best friends under no circumstances should I be cremated.
@WritePlay: "All the single ladies... All the single ladies... All the single ladies..." - list of girls who wouldn't talk to me in high school