@ericONEderful: A naked man brushed his teeth next to me as I washed my hands. This is why I don't go to the gym often.
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@KKAlThani: Hey guys, I have to lettuce you know that I spend half of my celery on vegetables. You carrot stop eating them but that's just my onion.
@BoomBoomBetty: Worst feelings: 1) Love not reciprocated 2) Hurting someone’s feelings 3) Disappointing my kids 4) Misgauging where to stop at a red light by a parking lot exit and now I’m blocking a car trying to turn out and god they won’t stop staring at me help