@ericONEderful: A naked man brushed his teeth next to me as I washed my hands. This is why I don't go to the gym often.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap.
@1followernodad: Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away.
@Michael1979: OMG, just found my childhood diary! I was an adorable and strangely prescient little boy.