@badbanana: A national monument to those brave online heroes who were "First!" in comments.
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@mejustbeth: Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question.
@yeetztweetz: look for the boy with the broken vape, ask him if he’ll be your escape, and he willllll be loooved
@SteveKoehler22: One time, when the kids were teenagers, we tried to ditch them on a family holiday. It didn't work, unfortunately. They found us.