@bazecraze: A National Treasure where Nicholas Cage has to find the model number on a 15 year old dishwasher.
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@VaguelyFunnyDan: I'm just sick of the mixed signals, babe. One second you're changing your phone number and the next you're filing a restraining order.
@thesulk: Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again.
@Tuna_Lover: I took my turtle for a walk. It's been six months and we are finally at the end of my driveway.
@POTerritory: Him: So what do you do? Me (hoping to save up for some bushes at the edge of my property): I run a hedge fund.