@bazecraze: A National Treasure where Nicholas Cage has to find the model number on a 15 year old dishwasher.
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@robdelaney: Not to be a Scrooge, but if you play or even hum along with Christmas music before December 10, you should be sent to a concentration camp.
@GrowlyGrego: Guns don't kill people. Cats don't sew mittens. Houses don't crap zebras. Lots of nouns don't verb other nouns. This isn't new information.
@Qckhd: Girlfriend kept nagging at me to put the toilet seat down. So here I am, crying in the middle of a field, with the seat & a shotgun.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Pediatrician: How much water does she drink? Me: You mean like water water or bath water?