@DumbPeoplePosts: A new breed of stupid...
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@thegreatnanak: She: why are you dressed up as a duck? Me: did you know people feed ducks in the park?
@just1fool: 5: "Why is the moon so bright?" Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."
@david8hughes: [describing criminal to sketch artist] No, he could speak more languages than that. He had racist shoulders. His front teeth were impatient.
@weinerdog4life: I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to help me put a bunch of ducks in my car.