@GaryJanetti: A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay.
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@prufrockluvsong: I go to seductively boop your nose but my finger pierces straight through the back of your skull. "Sorry, I've been working out." I say.
@goldengateblond: Dear food bloggers, I am not interested in your journey toward chocolate pudding I JUST WANT THE GODDAMN RECIPE
@ObscureGent: Somewhere there's a bat that witnessed their parents murder who now dresses like a human.
@3sunzzz: If your name is Candy you shouldn't be allowed to work at a weight loss clinic. It just seems cruel.