@TylerLinkin: A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens.
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@Tbone7219: A big shout out to my cat for hissing at an empty closet and keeping me in the bathtub holding a crucifix.
@causticbob: Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security? Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
@be_yourownhero: 10:00 am: sitting alone at work 10:05 am: my pudding cup is my new best friend 10:06 am: ate my best friend 10:07 am: sitting at work alone
@Ivsy01: You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car.