@TylerLinkin: A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens.
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@SteveSuckington: Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
@trevso_electric: Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, "I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."
@VanGobot: Judge: Guilty! *bangs gavel* NINE MONTHS LATER *gavel holding freaky gavel-human hybrid baby* Judge: *tears welling up* ..he has your eyes