@TylerLinkin: A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens.
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@JohnLyonTweets: Her: I want to fulfill your deepest desire. Me: *gives her recipe for my mom's peach cobbler* The crust is the most important part.