@TylerLinkin: A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens.
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@Freudstombstone: It hurts my feelings when people call me a failure. I'd rather people think of me as successfully challenged.
@anbrll00: Dr: Your Mom is like regular moms except we lost her in surgery. Me: Did you just use a joke format to tell me my mom died Dr: yep