@_NTFG_: A News Reporter just described someone as "Healthy as a Bus".
Yeah....I don't know either.
@Fazio_N: You've been robbed by *360 spin*
A smooooth crimi- *trips over own feet, drops tv, & butt dials police*
@SoulYodeler: Omg I'm so thirsty-
*Kool-Aid Man busts through wall* OH YEAHH
*Sugar-free zero calorie Kool-Aid Man jiggles door handle* LITTLE HELP HERE
@ValeeGrrl: Why is my kitchen floor so gross I just mopped like 3 months ago.
@ericsshadow: My doctor told me, "If you don't quit smoking, it doesn't really matter how poorly you eat" and that was the best day of my life.
@KirillWasHere: If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.