@michaeljhudson: A parliament of owls, a murder of crows, a thatsso of ravens
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@Macar00ny: Give a man a subtweet and he'll be like "is this about me?" Teach a man to subtweet you'll be like "is that about me?"
@ericsshadow: In Hillary's defense. A lot of your friends probably give you $15,000,000 a few times a year and don't expect anything in return.
@djdarrellripley: Hey, thanks for having me over... But, It smells like something died in here and I'm pretty sure it was the housekeeper...
@Tmoney68: If you didn't get called to a meeting with your 5-yr-old son's principal because he was inviting girls to his "naked party," you aren't me.