@WotDLuck: A party without Vodka is just a meeting.
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@TinaraMinus10: A handsome man came up to me today & said "Hi what's your name?" I said "You on Twitter?" He said "No" We're getting married on Monday!
@caliluvgirl77: Therapist: we need to work on YOU taking responsibility for YOUR actions Me: *pulls a flask out* WHO PUT THIS IN MY PURSE?
@EJGomez: if you don't appreciate Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, I guess you could say you're taking him for granite. thanks & God bless