@just1fool: A passion inside me burns. It's called chlamydia.
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@BrdnHatesYou: A 12 year old posts a selfie, 37 RTs and 1013 likes. I post a selfie, I lose 18 followers and my family disowns me.
@OtherDanOBrien: Friend (seeing my bookcases): Wow, have you read all of these books? Me: Have you? Friend: No. Me: Then yes. Yes I have.
@naderdagher: If he pauses a video game to text you, he's probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,