@Goldishocks: A peacock is just a chicken made by Versace.
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@joeljeffrey: My girlfriend said she bought the lingerie for me, but then got upset when I put it on... I dont get women.
@trojansauce: FRIEND:i suffer badly with insomnia ME:what's that FRIEND:it's where you can't sleep ME:you just*lays down*just like this *falls asleep*see?
@TheEighthKnight: Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car, instead