@TEXASVETERAN: A person dies every 3 seconds. How can a person die that many times?
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@AndyAsAdjective: When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps.
@BritishNicx: Me: Oh yeah, baby. Tie me up and put a blindfold on me...Grrrr. Him: Erm...I'm only here to rob the bank...and I have a boyfriend.