@TEXASVETERAN: A person dies every 3 seconds. How can a person die that many times?
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@UNTRESOR: Dad, who's Daniel Day-Lewis? *Dad peers out the blinds* He could be anyone, son. *Mom starts weeping* He could be anyone.
@audipenny: A snake is what happens when a string goes "what if I was alive and had a weird mad looking head"
@BuckyIsotope: If Sesame Street really cared about children they'd realize Big Bird could feed a hungry family for a month.