@_davidlucas_: A pet hedgehog. Because you don't have enough pricks in your life.
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@LuluLanternFish: Before I really understood sarcasm people would say things like "oh, well look who it is" and I'd be like "it's me Karen, I'm your daughter"
@topaz_kell: The good news about falling down the stairs is that my Fitbit counted it as a mile walk.