@therepoguy: A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.
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@Brampersandon_:  ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader
@1Happytwit: Dont think about tomorrow because thats when the judge starts using the term premeditated.
@brianbowman73: I give new meaning to the word "awesome." At least I did when I changed the Wikipedia entry.