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@therepoguy: A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.
@MUMSIEesq: 3YO: Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?
ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
@FilthyMacrame: I'm a man who hates rocks *smashes a rock with a sledgehammer* oh great I just made like a thousand more rocks
@IamDrainBamaged: I've been dieting for 2 weeks now and so far I lost 5 Instagram followers.
@WilliamAder: Why do they even bother having different brands of milk?
@behindyourback: I bet the creator of the artificial heart is pretty pissed that we still use "sliced bread" as our basis for great inventions.