@StoferComic: A picture's worth 1,000 words, which explains why Twitter only shows 14 percent of the images I post.
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@flashember: [Worm sitting alone] WAITER: Dinner for 1? Dumb question W: But- *worm cuts self in half* *waiter shrieks* 2nd WORM: I'll have the prime rib
@sophielou: *Watching opening credits -The Winter Olympics in PyeongChang 2018* Me: "How do you pronounce that?" Daughter: (Heavy sigh & eye-roll) “OH.LIM.PIKS"
@KentWGraham: If I were the person naming diseases, Chronic Lying Disorder would be called Liarrhea.