@StoferComic: A picture's worth 1,000 words, which explains why Twitter only shows 14 percent of the images I post.
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@BoogTweets: Dove: Dad, what's my name mean? Me: It's the symbol for love Swallow: What about mine? Me: Umm, true love.
@dafloydsta: Fun game: if someone wants to shake your hand, sniff your fingers first and then see if they still want to.
@djr_102: Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window and bark at people to see what they do.