@fuzzlime: A pinata at my funeral so people will be happy.. but filled with bees so they're not too happy.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Underchilde: I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.
@SardonicTart: How to beat depression: 1) Talk to someone 2) When that person says "just cheer up," beat that person with a baseball bat.
@HeyZeus666: I just realized that no matter what it says on my tombstone I'm going to have to read it upside down.
@The_Mentalyst: *Meanwhile at a restaurant* Waiter: Welcome sir, would you like a table? Me: So kind of you, I wouldn't mind. *Picks table and walks out*