@DeronH: A police officer came up to me yesterday and asked me "Where were you between four and six?" I replied, "Kindergarden"
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@sevenxx7: Weird; People in my office have started naming the food in the company fridge. Today I ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin.
@FakeDeanAccount: I like to reinvent myself every year, last year I was a small Italian woman and the year before that a bear.