@cheeky__gal: A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place.
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@robdelaney: As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway.
@sixthformpoet: The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught.
@daliamalek: Every time someone makes a typo, I look at the location of the letters on the keyboard to consider whether it's justified.