@cheeky__gal: A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place.
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@Danny_Dilford: I was wondering why I wasn't picking up any chicks recently, but then I realized my Monster energy sticker fell off my car
@hdaniels_00: Tomorrow I'm going to start using big words to sound smart....Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence
@sickipediabot: "70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard.