@bathflyer: A ponytail so tight I look 5 years younger and everyone thinks I've been smiling all day.
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@EJGomez: taylor swift: oh my god look at that face you look like my next mistake me [with mouth full of like way too many Doritos]: what
@Darlainky: I think we all know that one person who seems to make it a daily goal to incorporate every color of the rainbow in their outfit.
@better_off_dad: Life is like a Rubik's Cube It may look like a jumbled mess at first, but in the end it will make you want to beat the shit out of someone.
@ThisOneSayz: *pops kid's balloon* *kid cries and runs away* *picks up kid's cake* Husband: wtf is wrong with you? Me: his piece was bigger!!