@bathflyer: A ponytail so tight I look 5 years younger and everyone thinks I've been smiling all day.
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@wettbutt: uh oh we better all stand up for the old man in the dress who bangs a tiny hammer down or he might decide that we have to live in a cage
@Scott_A_Gilmore: It's "hairs" not the collective "hair" now. I have so few I know each individually by name.
@XplodingUnicorn: I respected tiger sharks a lot more after I realized how many hurdles tigers and sharks had to overcome to breed with each other.
@sploosk: The only time my wife will ever scream "DEEPER, DEEPER" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground