@omgthatspunny: A pouch potato 😂
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@KyleMcDowell86: When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe
@13spencer: I'd like to think that my exes see me as "the one who got away," but it's probably more like "the one who got away from the police."
@electroskippy: [installing program] Operation Status: 1 min left Me: Yes! Finally! *30 minutes later* Operation Status: 60 mins left Me: Wait. What?