@FootballCliches: A quick visual guide to footballing pain.
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@HuggyOnline: Kids these days can't do shit without #Google. When I was a kid I didn't have Google. So, I pretty much couldn't do shit.
@shivillex: Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside..
@Ideal_Victoria: Fun Fact: If someone’s car alarm keeps going off, you’re legally obligated to set the car on fire.