@twayne1010: A real ice cream truck would have melted by now.
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@duplicitron: I do shrugs at the gym with like 400 pounds just to show everyone how hard I don't care.
@JPHaddadio: When I am president, it will be legal to grab the waists of slow and distracted pedestrians on cell phones and race them along.
@mcclure111: America: School 6-18 should be free. More than free! MANDATORY "Hey can you cover school 19-22 also?" No that's socialism "19-20?" SOCIALISM