@twayne1010: A real ice cream truck would have melted by now.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ThaJawn: Me: *dying Priest: God has a plan Me: *dies, goes to heaven God: Great you're here. Can you get me the remote off the table?
@mattwhitlockPM: This girl tweeted "You might be ghetto if you bring outside food into the movies." ...No, you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for Skittles.
@Probgoblin: The barista can't deal with the man's 'Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee' shirt. Her mouth opens, then closes. The line grows.