@TheBeerGuy73: A reality show, where you spy on your suspected cheating significant other, called Baewatch.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@khook32: If this cat doesn't stop trying to lick my plate, we're having Chinese for dinner tomorrow.
@kibblesmith: Amazon is a $250 billion dollar company that reacts to you buying a vacuum by going THIS GUY LOVES BUYING VACUUMS HERE ARE SOME MORE VACUUMS
@jwoodham: Before I do anything important, I always ask myself "would this gain house points for Gryffindor or lose house points for Gryffindor?"
@bourgeoisalien: If I was the editor of Vogue, I'd just put an actual skeleton on the cover with the headline, "Feel bad yet? You should, Fatty."