@fatherofcomedy: A recent study by UN has found dexter to be the no 1 cause for ocean pollution
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@thenoahkinsey: I don't have a gf, but I do know a woman who in the car often asks where this is going so I show her the GPS & she gets mad for some reason.
@weinerdog4life: Last Halloween I had to explain to everyone that I was not a ghost with a boner, but I was just a ghost and I happened to have a boner.
@kwirkyKerri: Never underestimate a well placed "that's what she said". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle.
@skizzyl: My kid keeps getting his pants leg wrapped in the chain of his bike, it's a vicious cycle.