@fatherofcomedy: A recent study by UN has found dexter to be the no 1 cause for ocean pollution
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@SteveSuckington: "How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?" -guy who invented condoms
@LaziestCanine: [stuck on an island] message in bottle: if anyone gets this, please save us bottle returns: if this gets 10k RTs on Twitter we'll send help