@Lexi__Alexandra: A recent study shows 50% of people think that people who can't spell are idiots .. The other 50% said "that's ridiclious!"
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@ImABaconDonut: One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. About the same as a common Monday on Earth.
@Not_From_Troy: My ambition is to be the last man on earth so that I can find out if all those girls were telling the truth.
@TheAlexNevil: Fortune Cookie: You will go on a date with a beautiful woman. She could do so much better.
@ibid78: -Joe's coming over. "Joe from work or Joe who thinks he's the Norse god, Thor?" [the distant sound of thunder makes the guacamole quiver]