@gobmentcheese: A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport.
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@krisv_723: Him: I’m a champion bull rider, baby. I know how to handle the ride. Me: All I’m hearing is you last for 8 seconds.
@markydoodoo: I stab myself a little bit every day to slowly build up an immunity to being stabbed to death.
@withanewname: Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other
@robrouse: Bin Laden's neighbours interviewed "we had no idea...he just kept himself to himself really..."