@gobmentcheese: A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport.
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@Parentpains: Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
@heyevergreen: Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans
@markydoodoo: FACT: if a cop says FREEZE and then you say "now everybody clap yo hands" he has to drop his gun and clap and then you can get away.
@ashmensch: That's me, I'm the coroner, That's me with the sharp knife, Removing all your organs.