@titusbb: A roofie? .. but how does a roof take a picture of itself? I'm so confused.
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@Reverend_Scott: "Kids are picking on me, Mom" I'll teach you how to fight, son. "Yes!" [Mom spreads rumors about son and ignores him for 3 days]
@Coops_Bradley: Just found out I'm pregnant. At least that's what this expectant mother sign for my parking spot says.
@WheelTod: I never understood why parents teach their kids to wave at passing trains: they could do that to pedestrians or cars just as easily But if you give the finger to the people on the trains, there’s nothing they can do about it — they can’t stop. It’s that that makes trains special