@titusbb: A roofie? .. but how does a roof take a picture of itself? I'm so confused.
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@KizerBillhelm: Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it's your neighbor's window and they're calling the cops?
@NotthatAdamWest: If you hold the door open for me when I'm more than ten feet away, you aren't doing me a favor. You're making me exercise.
@sugabelly: I think parents are incredibly selfish and rude for having additional children without first consulting their existing child. 😒
@VerifiedJayy: According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, "neighborhood watch" isn't what I thought it was