@titusbb: A roofie? .. but how does a roof take a picture of itself? I'm so confused.
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@Prof_Peejay: Her:"What do you do?" Me:"I teach astronomy." Her:"OMG!! I'm a Sagitarius! Can you see my future?" Me:"Yes, you'll go home alone tonight."
@sammyrhodes: Do they make a scale that says things like "Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"