@titusbb: A roofie? .. but how does a roof take a picture of itself? I'm so confused.
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@DirtMcTurd: If you give me a hard time about being out of shape I will bury you in a shallow grave. A very, very, shallow grave
@XGroverX: I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me.