@causticbob: A router goes into a doctor's office and says, "It hurts when IP."
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@somecleverthing: discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition.
@MafiaJoker78: ????My lactose-free, gluten-free, wheat-free, carb-free, nut-free, fat-free milkshake, brings all the weirdos to the yard...????