@causticbob: A router goes into a doctor's office and says, "It hurts when IP."
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@_davidsc: Rememeber when Uruguay fans got angry at Paul Dummett for injuring Suarez & then used Google Translate to insult him
@magicraisin: She said: "I want to have your children." . Me: "They'll be on the first bus in the morning."
@Book_Krazy: Him: I think you pick fights with me to get out of doing things together Me: That's not true H: Wanna go hiking M: I don't like your tone