@causticbob: A router goes into a doctor's office and says, "It hurts when IP."
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@eddiesteadyno: at library ME: This book wasn't helpful at all! LIBRARIAN: Why? What's the problem? BIRD: [mockingly] "Why? What's the problem?"
@thetruealban: Flash floods in Arizona last night. We nominate California and Texas. #ALSIceBucketChallenge
@internetluke: "STOP IT STOP IT. CUT. THIS IS ALL WRONG" I scream at my cats dressed like vampires. "This is NOTHING like Twilight!!"