@WotDLuck: A sadist doctor keeps his stethoscope in a fridge
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@Birdhumms: "Happy Anniversary to you both, may you have a long marriage with many more years ahead" she hexed.
@matt___nelson: [Hot Wheels cars zooming through entire house] "I SWEAR TO GOD KAREN IF YOU DISCONNECT ANY PART OF THIS TRACK I'M DIVORCING YOU"
@U_Want_Shum_M8: I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 shades of grey. Like the one where she gets a job right after college