@WotDLuck: A sadist doctor keeps his stethoscope in a fridge
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@samalmightysam: Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.
@Kyle_Raney: How to open a letter: 1. Carefully remove seal 2. Slide your finger unde--okay the seal is back GET THAT SEAL OUT OF THE ROOM NO SEALS ALLO
@KissabiX: I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma. They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life