@13spencer: A San Francisco man is running seven marathons in seven days on seven continents; he’s expected to be seven times as annoying about it.
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@thomaslennon: Dropped my son for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you're supposed to pick them up?
@Sassafrantz: Relationship Status: I ate 7 bananas trying to get the new guy at work to notice me.