@Ideal_Victoria: A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Don't take this the wrong way, but you're all horrible sinners and you're going to hell.
@SondraDeeMe: [train] GUY: Please take my seat. ME: *adjusts pillow in my top to feign pregnancy* Thank you. GUY: How far along are you? ME: 5 stops.
@majoleaguetweet: Life is like a box of chocolates, The good ones are always gone before I get there!
@WhatevaConc: A surprise Hunger Games competition for everyone who makes eye contact with me today in the office.