@Ideal_Victoria: A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room.
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@ElizaBayne: "Move miss, please get out of the way. Please get out of the way, miss. Please get out of the way."- Ludacris's cousin, Kurteous
@knotta_tardfan: I tried driving today without texting, eating or getting high but it was so boring I fell asleep at the wheel. Thanks, Oprah.
@salamingia: Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!