@Ideal_Victoria: A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room.
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@NintenDom: It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level.
@AlexvanBeek: I would've thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited 'til it was dark instead.
@Phook75: The upside to having kids is how you're able to use them as an excuse to cancel unwanted plans
@dafloydsta: [couples therapy] ME: She thinks I make bad decisions WIFE: He traded our car for a skateboard THERAPIST: *writing notes* This guy rules