@Ideal_Victoria: A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room.
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@lazerdoov: *bursts into a bank* EVERYBODY GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR. GOOD. NOW PRETEND YOURE A BABY GIRAFFE TRYING TO STAND UP. GOOD. THIS IS AWESOME
@Underchilde: Bring spoiled food to work enough and your coworkers eventually stop eating anything with your name on it.
@BobLoblaw143637: "I'm so sick of this life" * sees preview for next life* "Yeah.. That's not gonna work for me either."
@WildeThingy: Gabriel "Really? That's how you want humans to reproduce?" God "Trust me. It will be hilarious."