@ch000ch: a self-checkout line with 0 mirrors what a joke
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@longwall26: If someone you know is stressed out, be sure to tell them they need to relax. You'd be surprised how many people hadn't thought of that.
@LLBadge: My GPS just did a shoulder shrug and said, "uhm, take a left here?" This can't be good.
@heatherlou_: These people act like they've never seen a woman eat a whole rotisserie chicken before.
@MatCro: Wind In The Willows: Choosing Nicknames: Ratty: I'll be The Ratster! Toad: I'll be The Toadster! Mole: I'll be The Molest... I'll be Moley.