@UNTRESOR: A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000.
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@stevevsninjas: Earth: Sorry, but I love the sun now, and nothing's going to come between us. Moon: *throws shade*
@_Bankrobber_: "Weltengesichtpfeifenschuldigung" is the German word for "accepting as a fact something you've just been told without bothering to check".
@MrsFancyPants77: Once, just once, I'd like to be able to use the word skedaddling in an everyday conversation.
@KelseyCook: Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can tweet angrily from the toilet for your country.