@HallJ0410: A shower so cold, you call it by your exes name
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@weinerdog4life: The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds.
@Ideal_Victoria: Me: Ugh! I never know what to say in these situations... Friend: You say 'good morning' back
@BlakWidowBarbee: Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty evil looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours.