@HallJ0410: A shower so cold, you call it by your exes name
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@Mitchoacan: Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun.
@lasergirl70: On Valentine's evening I usually stay in and watch a romantic movie. You know, like American Psycho.
@Sassafrantz: I don't want to seem desperate after a date so I usually text him 10 years later when he has a wife and kids.